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'Is it because I'm ginger?'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"Roadkill cookies"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Cookie Surveillance

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."