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Hungry labradors online.

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'How about you do the dragon and I'll go bake some cookies?'

'I see you enjoyed the milk and cookies.'

"Your husband is gonna pull through. But we were, um, unable to save one of his legs. Yeah, that's it."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baking

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'