Cookie Enthusiasts Prints

Hungry labradors online.

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What is your favorite type of Girl Scout cookie? - Karen. *Actual reader letter. I can't forgive the Girl Scouts, not after the incident. Go on. When I was on board, they booted me out permanently for proposing the Feed Squashed Insects to Your Brother initiation ritual. I like the mint ones. Want to hear what I do with them? Pass.

My book group is coming tomorrow night. Thanks for the warning. I've got the food. I'm making the cookies tonight. I'll vacuum in the morning. Sounds like you're ready. Yep. Except for reading the book. And making more cookies.

'How about you do the dragon and I'll go bake some cookies?'

'I see you enjoyed the milk and cookies.'

"Your husband is gonna pull through. But we were, um, unable to save one of his legs. Yeah, that's it."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Frosting the Snowman

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Baking

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."