Cookie Connoisseur Gifts

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

"yes, but why do me want a cookie."

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

"1964, reaching into the cookie jar, your mother confronts you. You lie. Tell us, sir, why the jury should believe you now.?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'Milk and cookies, milk and cookies...How much longer till I get to Bordeaux?'

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

'First the planes will lay down a heavy aroma of thin mints throughout the town. Then we'll sweep in and sell cookies like mad!'

'Is it just me, or does it also bother you guys that he eats animals crackers?'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Little Grannies Homebaked Cookies.

'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

'Alright...who's hand is this in the cookie jar?'

"Your mother must have a hidden agenda, the way she gave you those extra cookies."

"I would share my cookies, but I'm afraid I'll set up a cycle of dependency."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'Before a person can go on a diet, a person has to get rid of all this temptation.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Fox Network - Gingerbread man runs away.

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Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'