Cookie Jar Connoisseur Gifts

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

Counting ribs

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Cake Free Zone

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Chocolate Shop

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."