"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."
Cookie Jar Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a cookie jar enthusiast? Discover charming and witty products that celebrate this sweet obsession. From playful mugs to decorative prints, find something that baking fans will cherish and display with pride.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Baking
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"Roadkill cookies"
"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer
Instant Gratification Cafe.
'Prepare to meet your maker!'
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
Cookie Jar Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Cookie Jar Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for more cookie jar enthusiast mugs? Discover a full range of mugs celebrating their love for cookies, perfect for morning coffee or tea breaks.
Cookie Jar Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy pillows that suit their sweet personality. Perfect for adding a playful touch to their living space or baking corner.
Cookie Jar Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their favorite space with art prints that celebrate cookies and baking. A charming gift for any cookie jar enthusiast.
Cookie Jar Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore a variety of t-shirts for cookie jar lovers. Funny, cute, and stylish designs that showcase their passion for baking and cookies.