Cookie Lover Gifts

Santa accepts cookies on a website.

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Great, the 53,927th plate of cookies tonight. I'll never get my health insurance bonus now!'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Who's emptied all my cookies?

Man opens door to death: 'No, you can't come in and I don't really believe you're selling Girl Scout cookies!'

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Sore knee, huh? Have you tried icing it?

Newton discovers the cookie.

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Today's in-flight amenities will also include fresh-from-the-oven homemade sugar cookies.'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'He's a real pill but his mother makes wonderful cookies.'

"Just because you're on a diet shouldn't mean I have to do without cookies and cake!"

"You have to take these: your browser history shows you've already accepted cookies!"

"My mom gives me the same snack every day: Three cookies and a Grande chocolate milk."

"Even the big red suit could only take so much cookie and milk."

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"Look what it says under cookie policy. Chocolate chip."

'Of course I'm a ginger you idiot.'

'My computer's just crashed!' 'That's the way the cookies crumble!'.

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I eat him?'