Cookie Lover Gifts

Santa accepts cookies on a website.

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Who's emptied all my cookies?

'Great, the 53,927th plate of cookies tonight. I'll never get my health insurance bonus now!'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

Man opens door to death: 'No, you can't come in and I don't really believe you're selling Girl Scout cookies!'

'Today's in-flight amenities will also include fresh-from-the-oven homemade sugar cookies.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

"Look what it says under cookie policy. Chocolate chip."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I eat him?'

'He's a real pill but his mother makes wonderful cookies.'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'Of course I'm a ginger you idiot.'

'My computer's just crashed!' 'That's the way the cookies crumble!'.

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

"As a perk, you get to take home broken cookies."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Ho! Ho! Ho! WHo's been a good boy?!"

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

"Our son never wanted to help me out before, until he found out about the milk and cookies."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"Even the big red suit could only take so much cookie and milk."