Cookie Jar Collector Gifts

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'He got a hole in one today.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

A complimentary biscuit

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Traffic Jam

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Motorist's Swear Box

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Preserving space heritage.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Change in imminent

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

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