Cookie Jar Strategist Gifts

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

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"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Ninja bread men"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."