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"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Counting ribs

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Baking

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'