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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

Best Before 5th Pint.

Too much cilantro

Important Food Groups

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I come here for the pepper."

A Day In The Kitchen

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground