Bakery Connoisseur Pillows

The best baker in Bath!

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

His Her Cakes

Too much cilantro

"I come here for the pepper."

Cake Free Zone

Important Food Groups

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

A Day In The Kitchen

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Full English Breakfast.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Regular service or affected?"

this bordeaux speaks for itself