Brew Connoisseur Pillows

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"A witch's Brewski."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Cat sitting under keg tap.

"Is the Black Cherry Vanilla Beer Coolie any good? That depends on your lack of taste."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Rum Mage Sale Today

"I had just one pint with my lunch!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'No ice.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e