Brew Enthusiast Pillows

'Look, if the brewery were using genetically modified hops in their beer, don't you think I'd be the first to know about it?'

'I have this gut feeling that I should have another beer.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Book shop and beer shop customer.

'Dude... I'll put you on hold while I chill out with a few brewskis!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

Nigel Farage

"Of course I don't mind not drinking...I love being the designated driver all the time. . . drinking water at our favorite Brewery while my husband drinks our favourite IPA. . . I mean, what's not like, right?"

'Drink up sharp! It's the bill!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

'You are what you drink. In your case it's stout.'

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Sports Bar ???

'It's a simple recipe. Add politics to economics, you get tax law.'

'That's why I love free enterprise - a sagging enterprise means soaring alcohol sales!'

The Art of Drinking Coffee

Goldilocks: The later years

"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

"There were gasps of horror as Nigel appeared holding a mug of coffee."

"What do you have in the way of gateway drinks?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'