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Cookies from Heaven

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Doggy Bites

A complimentary biscuit

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The price or the biscuits?

"Wow, these are good!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Cookie Thief

The Price or the Biscuits?

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'