Biscuit Believer Pillows

Cookies from Heaven

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"Wow, these are good!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

Doggy Bites

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

A complimentary biscuit

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Cookie Thief

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'