Biscuit Lovers Pillows

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Wow, these are good!"

A complimentary biscuit

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Doggy Bites

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

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'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Thin enough?'

What do you wish for next year?

Eat the Author