Biscuit Lover Pillows

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

'So you don't think generously subsidised biscuits will be enough?'

Each team member brought an issue that could affect everyone to the weekly staff meeting..

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

"That looks nice. Try it on!"

'Darling, have you been binge dunking?'

'If Leibniz found himself struggling with notation he would often break for a biscuit. Usually a fig Newton.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'There's only one problem drinking from these. I can't dunk a biscuit.'

And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"OK, I'm going to eat the final biscuit. Do I have everyone's buy-in on that?"

"Yum, yum! I just love shortbread!"

Biscuit Diet

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

What do you wish for next year?

"The next fool who asks for gluten-free biscuits gets the same!"

"We don't want any cookies. Go away."

'He reckons he is going to get on Strictly Come Dancing, since they named a biscuit after us.'

'BMI is an objective scientific measure of your weight in relation to your height.' - 'Oh.' - 'Height?' - '5'6'' - 'Weight?' - '80kgs' - 'Woah! No more biscuits for you, tubby! Ha, ha!' - 'Hey! Let me see that!'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'Eating biscuits in the office again?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

Live Inside Your Head.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

The price or the biscuits?

'As fast as you can, kids.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Yes it's the right place for tea and biscuits but first roll your sleeves up. . .'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"