Biscuit Devotee Pillows

S'mole.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Wow, these are good!"

A complimentary biscuit

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Doggy Bites

Charity Shop Income on Rise

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

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Cookie Thief