Biscuit Devotee Gifts

S'mole.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

A complimentary biscuit

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Wow, these are good!"

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Doggy Bites

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Cookie Thief

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

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'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?