'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'
Biscuit Fiend Gifts
If you know someone who just can't resist a biscuit, our collection is perfect for celebrating their passion. From witty mugs to comfy pillows, our products feature delightful designs that speak to their love for biscuits. Whether they're into tea time or just can't say no to a crunchy treat, you'll find a gift that makes their day a little sweeter and a lot more fun.
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"I'd rather eat your homework."
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'
"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"
Cookie Surveillance
"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"
'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.
I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.
Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor
"We met in the biscuit aisle."
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"
"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."
'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'
"Wow, these are good!"
'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'
The price or the biscuits?
Charity Shop Income on Rise
Doggy Bites
"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."
"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"
"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."
A complimentary biscuit
With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.
'Crumbs everywhere!'
'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'
The Price or the Biscuits?
Biscuit Fiend Gifts Collection
Biscuit Fiend Mugs
Explore our range of biscuit-loving products on mugs and add a touch of humor to their mornings.
Biscuit Fiend Pillows
Snuggle up with cozy biscuit-inspired pillows—an ideal gift for comfort and fun.
Biscuit Fiend Prints
Decorate their space with charming biscuit-themed prints that celebrate their sweet tooth in style.
Biscuit Fiend T-Shirts
Find perfect biscuit-themed t-shirts to complement their snack obsession with playful and witty designs.