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'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Wow, these are good!"

Doggy Bites

A complimentary biscuit

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Cookie Thief

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.