Biscuit Lovers Mugs

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

A complimentary biscuit

Doggy Bites

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Wow, these are good!"

The price or the biscuits?

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

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'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

What do you wish for next year?

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Thin enough?'