Biscuit Admirer Mugs

A complimentary biscuit

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"Wow, these are good!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Doggy Bites

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

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The Price or the Biscuits?

Bakery - say it with flour.