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"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Apple Pie Abduction

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Hamlet

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I'm a monster."

Flan-eating bacteria

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Strawberry Shake