Biscuit Artistry Fan Gifts

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Building a gingerbread house

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The price or the biscuits?

A complimentary biscuit

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Wow, these are good!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'