Rustic Cooking Fan Gifts

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Ode to a Grill

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Turtle Trailer Court

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'm a monster."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Stainglass Windows '33

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Wall Cluck.

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'I said shag carpeting.'

"Everything here is very fresh."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

Mary Raspberry

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Fuel Carrier

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'