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The Life Cycle of Cholent

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

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"How about a little more coffee?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Wall Cluck.

Napkin Cole

"I think we should each try other beers."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'What kind of...'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Rep-Tiles.

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."