Novelty Dish Fan Gifts

Food-Snob Fear Factor

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Cave painting merchandise for sale

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

One size fits all

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Frank & Ernie's St. Patrick's Day Special: Irish Stew with Chili Beans. What's this dish called? "Chili Con Blarney".

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."