Novelty Dish Lover Gifts

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

"What do you recommend today?"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Casual skydiving.

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Drinking Hats

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"