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The Life Cycle of Cholent

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'What kind of...'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

Wall Cluck.

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."