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'What kind of...'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Prosecco Peacock

"How about a little more coffee?"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Fridge-to-table"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Everything here is very fresh."

"Can I have a pony?"

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

"Do you do catering?"

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"