Simple Dining Fan Mugs

'What kind of...'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Prosecco Peacock

"How about a little more coffee?"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Napkin Cole

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"I think we should each try other beers."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"Everything here is very fresh."

"Can I have a pony?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

"Do you do catering?"

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"