Outdoor Dining Fan Mugs

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Do you do catering?"

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Dog eats picnic.

'That's a tidy one.'

Prosecco Peacock

'A cheeky red?'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

ATM withdrawal

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Nouveau wine

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

'What kind of...'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"