Outdoor Cooking Fan Mugs

Barbeque Casualty.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Desert Island BBQ

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

His New Grillfriend

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Prosecco Peacock

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbecue

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."