Outdoor Cooking Fan Gifts

Barbeque Casualty.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Desert Island BBQ

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Prosecco Peacock

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

"I'm a monster."

"Well-done, alright?"

Barbecue

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.