Pressure Cooking Fan Gifts

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

Desert Island BBQ

Barbeque Casualty.

Ode to a Grill

Turtle Trailer Court

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Date night again already?"

Hole Sale

"I Win!!!"

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Trump vs Biden

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'