Tv Cooking Fan Gifts

"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Barbeque Casualty.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Ode to a Grill

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Pastor of Muppets

Wall Cluck.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Can I have a pony?"

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"