Tv Cooking Fan Gifts

"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Barbeque Casualty.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Ode to a Grill

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

Lorne Greene

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Pastor of Muppets

Wall Cluck.

"Previously on..."

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Nigella Lawson

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"Can I have a pony?"

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"