Dining Decor Fan Mugs

'A cheeky red?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What did Jesus order?"

Prosecco Peacock

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"How about a little more coffee?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Nouveau wine

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."