Fancy Dining Fan Mugs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Can't a cow eat alone at a fancy restaurant without being stared at?'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Champagne

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Advocado

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Masquerade

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Champagne at the hunt

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Nouveau wine

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."