Fancy Dinner Fan Mugs

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"You're embarrassing yourself again Edward. If you want a bigger wine glass, just ask the waiter."

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Champagne

Advocado

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Masquerade

"What did Jesus order?"

"Regular service or affected?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Champagne at the hunt

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Nouveau wine

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'Ice cream parlour.'