Diner Fan Mugs

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Our salmon is wild. Our cook is farm-raised."

'It's a new State law, sir -- you need a background check and a 14-day waiting period for the chili.'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Hey! This coffee ain't half bad."

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. A cup of coffee with cream, and smash it in my face, please.

"Night, owl!"

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Love is in the air...

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'