Modern-diner Fans Mugs

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Love is in the air...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

Full Moon Diner

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I trust this will be on one check."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

Reality TV dinners.

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

If you need anything else, just text me.

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"