Modern-diner Fans Prints

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Love is in the air...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I trust this will be on one check."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Full Moon Diner

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

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