Quirky Diner Fans Prints

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'The customer is always right...'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Can I get a box for this?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Sushi Train Spotters

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Dinner looks delicious."

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

"I'll have the chef."

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."