Nostalgic Diner Fan Mugs

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

Diner.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"How about a little more coffee?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

Full Moon Diner

I recommend the ketchup.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'