Pastry Predator Fan Gifts

"I'm a monster."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Non-Humble Pie.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Couch Potatoes

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

The Hummingbird

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

The Polygon family at home

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'It's all hand made.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

Spudhenge

"You're losing your everything."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

Back Alley Bacon

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'