Predator Fan Gifts

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

'I've been called a lion's lion. After I finish the carcass, I eat the hyenas, and then I eat the vultures.'

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will sting a bit."

Pond Dipping...

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I'm a monster."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Think about the honey."