Fun-loving Predator Versus Prey Fan Gifts

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Cats watch mice in a theatre

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

Football Drinks