Predator Fan Mugs

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

'I've been called a lion's lion. After I finish the carcass, I eat the hyenas, and then I eat the vultures.'

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"This will sting a bit."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Zombie pet tricks.

Pond Dipping...

"Do I have to go out again!?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"I'm a monster."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Think about the honey."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"